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I am the hottest man alive. To prove this, I will tell you a story. I was on my
class' biology trip. We were at the ocean and everyone wanted to take a dip. There was a problem, though, no one
had a swimsuit accessible. Some of the smart people, and me, took our shoes and socks off and rolled up our pants.
These seemed like a good idea. This is fun, I thought to myself. A medium sized wave started to get close to me.
After a quick mental calculation I decided that my pants would get wet if I just stood there. Hmm, I thought, this wave
is only a couple feet high, I can jump over it. I jumped. I cleared the wave with no problem! Yay!
One obstacle, though, the landing. The sand was more firm than I remembered. Also
more wet, slick, and most importantly, slippery. My feet fly in front of me, I fly into the ocean, completely submerged.
Cell phone [Simone, God bless her], wallet, and hacky sack included.
I learned a valuable lesson from this event: empty your pockets before going into the ocean.
My life is fun, and CCA is boring. Mr. Brown can eat my shorts.
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Don't stick knives in toasters, trust me. I know from experience. Enough said.
Press ALT-F4 in case of an emergency. Wait, stop. Only try it on IM's or other websites, not mine.
Visit Katelyn Parker's artwork!
And I guess you can look at Craig's
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